mynotsodarkpassenger:

When I eat bananas I always say “Mmm potassium!” is this something other people do or should I add it to list of things to talk to my therapist about.

I say it. But as you know, that is not guarantee of sanity. It probably means you should talk to your therapist and pass the advice on.

thevampirediaries:

You can view bigger version of the letter here. Basically it’s about a 3 year old boy called Shane who has severe cerebral palsy. He’s constantly crying and screaming because of all the pain he’s in, but one night his older cousin is trying to watch TVD and when Shane hears Nina’s voice, he stops crying. They take him to the Doctor’s and the only explanation is that her voice must sooth him somehow. — The bear Nina is holding in the picture is what she sent Shane for Xmas. When squeezing it’s paw, he’s able to hear her voice with a personal message just for him.

I love everything about this.

(via itfeelsliketragediesathand)

jtotheizzoe:

Predictions of the Future, circa 1900

American civil engineer John Elfreth Watkins, Jr. published this set of predictions in that eternal home of futurism, Ladies Home Journal. In it he nails the following:

• Americans increasing height
• Central air conditioning
• Prepared meals
• Color photography and mobile sharing
• The internet
• Speed trains

Unfortunately we have yet to see the strawberries as big as apples. C’est la vie.

Click here to enlargify.

http://www.michiganbulb.com/product/Juicy_Giant_Strawberry/Fruits

Your strawberry argument is invalid. California has cracked it.

(via rashers)

mynotsodarkpassenger:

ssusiessays:

Woah, thoughts: MELISSA JUST ASKED ME TO DRESS HER UP!

worldofdemonssakeofanangel:

ssusiessays:

mynotsodarkpassenger:

ssusiessays:

My-Size-Talking-Melissa Doll!!!!

No, no. I said we are going to have to deal with clothing….

That is 100% a conversation you are going to have. Melissa, if it takes you an hour and a half to find a suitable outfit I will be thoroughly impressed with Susie’s abilities. All I can say is don’t resist bro. It will be over quickly. Close your eyes and think of England. 

ssusiessays:

mynotsodarkpassenger:

ssusiessays:

My-Size-Talking-Melissa Doll!!!!

No, no. I said we are going to have to deal with clothing. B.J. wants us to go to fancy restaurant in celebration of my “No cancer/graduation/back in California-ness”. Fancy like $80 steak. Fancy…

I feel both jealousy and sympathy for your future predicament. Because it’s going to be all fun and games until Melissa’s boredom and apathy for the task at hand gets to you. Which with you stamina I give it an hour. Because her boredom started at the beginning of this conversation and will be pent up and festering until the shopping trip. Jealous that you get to clothe Melissa. Relief that its not my job. Sorry Mel, I’ve been clothes shopping with you.

navybluecigarettes:

madamethursday:

invisiblelad:

sociolab:

From askmen.com

Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2011

Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2011

Top 10 Least Desirable Women of 2011

Remember ladies, men can be influential, but what really matters is…

<Mount soapbox>Yes, women are not equal to men and it sucks. But looking at the Top 10: Least Desirable Women of 2011, I will defend most of it, with the exception of Khloe Kardashian. This list is not solely about physical appearance, sexual desire, and the objectification of women. It is mostly about women who have made a damn mess of their lives in a public forum and that guy would not get involved with for all the tea in China. This is the same shit that appears in women’s magazines (though I think better written on askmen.com). The only reason it comes under fire is because its on a men’s site. Pull your heads out of your ass and realize that the problem is not only men, but women too. They do something like this once a year. Try any other magazines weekly or monthly round up of worst dressed celebrities and US Weekly’s damn near libelous stories about everyone. If you look to the side of the Top 10 article there is a poll of how this article makes you feel, click the furious button to your little hearts content, 62% of us will be laughing at you, because most of these women are ridiculous. So says this woman. <Dismount soapbox>

No idea what is going on.

To watch with you guys.

this episode is written by people doing a lot of drugs.

my DVR.

Ah Childhood.

allisongayle:

I’m a terrible person and I’ve never ridden the bus before. I can’t figure it out.

Send me the schedule and I shall do my best to assist you.